Two Whales

18 Jan

Sam and Mary–two whales–are swimming through the ocean when they spot a boat on the horizon.

“Oh no, ”  says Sam, ” we’re in trouble!”

“What is it, ” says Mary, “whatsa matter?”

“That ship is a whaler,” says Sam, “and if we don’t do something they’ll harpoon us and kill us!”

“Oh Sam, no!” Says Mary, “What will we do?”

“Stay calm, Mary!  What we’ll do is this:  we’ll swim up underneath that boat, and we’ll blow out of our blowholes, again and again, until we capsize it!”

Mary agrees, and off they go.  They swim right up under the boat, and blow and blow until the boat flips, sending all the sailors into the ocean.

“Whew,” says Mary, “we’re safe!”

“No,” Sam says, “look on the horizon!  It’s another boat!  They’ll save the sailors, and then they’ll come after us!”

“Sam,” says Mary, “What’ll we do?!”

“We need to go scoop those sailors up out of the water and eat them, Mary,  and then they can’t chase us!”

“No way, Sam!” Says Mary. “You talked me into the blowjob, but you’re crazy if you think I’m going to swallow the seamen!”



7 Responses to “Two Whales”

  1. Gimpo February 16, 2011 at 9:22 pm #

    Oh, Ms. Katie. This is why I love you. :’D

  2. angelasw January 23, 2011 at 8:31 pm #


  3. jimazing January 22, 2011 at 4:08 pm #

    You know this is your outside voice, right?

    • vakadesign January 23, 2011 at 1:43 am #

      * whisper* It’s a really funny joke!

  4. vakadesign January 22, 2011 at 1:41 pm #

    From now on I will only share my whale jokes with Carol and Crystal. Everyone else? You’ll get nothing: not one single whale joke for you.

  5. Crystal M. Trulove January 22, 2011 at 1:16 pm #

    I can’t top Carol’s comment. I will give kudos to Mary for drawing the line somewhere though! /shuddder/

  6. Carol January 19, 2011 at 12:33 pm #

    Okay, here’s my comment: sad. Sad. She fell for such an old trick!

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