John Denver’s real lyrics

9 Dec

What most people don’t know is that John was a big fan of the jadeite.  The original lyrics to “Sunshine On My Shoulders.”  The companion piece to this bit of whining set to music.

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Jadeite from my vendors makes me happy

Jadeite in my eyeball makes me cry

Jadeite in my settings looks so lovely

Smoking jadeite doesn’t make me  high

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If they had some Jadeite they could sell me

That looked just like the jadeite in this ring

If only they could sneak some in from Burma

I’d have a very different song to sing

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refrain

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I’m not suggesting anything illegal

But if you know a guy who knows a guy?  That’s great.

By now I’d sell my mother for some jadeite

One shady deal then I swear I’ll go straight

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* Jake would like me to appease the history geeks (erm…him?) by making note of the error in my lyrics.  Burma ceased to be many years ago (1962) after a coup which led the country to be governed by a military junta and renamed The Union of Myanmar.  We all happy now?  Whew, that’s a relief.  I hate historical inaccuracies in my spoof lyrics.

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2 Responses to “John Denver’s real lyrics”

  1. Loll December 10, 2009 at 9:32 am #

    XI. Thou shalt not sell thy mother for Jadeite

    • vakadesign December 10, 2009 at 10:10 am #

      Dude, I really need the jadeite. And! Jadeite is rare and precious, so think of it as a compliment.

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