I want jadeite

9 Dec

My new hit song

(To the tune of the Bow Wow Wow classic, “I Want Candy”)

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Everybody’s ordering my pretty jade ring

Need  jadeite cabs and can’t find a thing

Shifty dealers selling cheap dyed quartz

Rat bastard dealers, hope they all get warts.

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I want jadeite!

I want jadeite!

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Jadeite’s only one kind of Jade

Nephrite’s the other but it’s the wrong shade

Nephrite everywhere, you can find it with ease

But  jadeite  is almost always Burmese

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I hate jadeite!

I hate jadeite!

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I’ve turned every stone, looked day and night

Empty-handed , can’t find any jadeite

Demand is high and stocks are low

Because of the  Myanmar Trade Embargo

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I need jadeite!

I need jadeite!

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4 Responses to “I want jadeite”

  1. andrea December 9, 2009 at 11:43 pm #

    Oh, I am having a Dude right now, white russian, the Dude abides…..

  2. andrea December 9, 2009 at 11:42 pm #

    You GO GIRL, raise the roof!!!! I just want to say that Snoop Dog better watch his asshizzle when you get your rhyme on!

  3. vakadesign December 9, 2009 at 6:43 pm #

    I rhymed “Myanmar Trade Embargo!” Can I get a little what what?!

  4. andrea December 9, 2009 at 5:04 pm #

    Thanks for the song, I love that song. I hope you find what you need for your orders and I hope all the rat bastard dealers get warts too! Hang in there.

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