Afraid of retaliation after kneeing his older brother in the groin several times, Riley now has both his soccer shinguards stuck down the front of his jeans. It’s not particularly comfortable to walk around this way, but it makes a great sound when you energetically play drums on your crotch.
“Hey Mom, wanna play drums on my nuts?”
“Um, no thanks. I think I’m good, thanks.”
“Reeeally? You don’t know what you’re missing…”
“It’s an incredible offer, but maybe some other time, yo.”
He shakes his head in disbelief. “Crazy.”
And away he wanders, happily drumming his nuts.