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Yard work at the nudist colony

Poison ivy is popping up in places that just should not ever have been exposed to poison ivy unless I was weeding the flowerbeds at the nudist colony, and then enjoyed a full body massage with Sven while he wore gloves made from leaves of three.  And it seems that after my afternoon of nudist gardening and massage I must have dipped a Q-tip into some Eu de Ivy and stuck  it in my right ear.

And I noticed the tube of Benedryl Karen gave me expired 05/00.   I don’t think it’s working.


Dr. Katie thinks wine might help.

But seriously, how did I get this all over me?


5 thoughts on “Yard work at the nudist colony

  1. LOL; unfortunately it was not trasmitted via plant…..enough said! But, I do have an interest in the first suggested reading….thx!

  2. I do have it in some interesting places, but it’s starting to die down, thank heavens! Worst? My hienie and my face! Oy. The hienie had me worried…but it seems to have stopped showing up in new places.

    Now Ms. Jean… did YOU get such a case of poison ivy? =)

  3. But seriously Kate, it can spread to places that would make you blush! So be careful, if it is truly traveling all over your body….go see a dr. I speak from experience and trying to provide a rationale explanation to my GP!

      1. Middle aged….Jean, surely by this age you should have acquired a plant identification guide so you’d know not to have your amorous adventures in the middle of a patch of poison? Here, let me help you:

        I haven’t read this one, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t mention wherever wherever you were up to shenanigans:

        Under prevention, this one says : No canoodling HERE :

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