The problem with having your children help clean up is that sometimes they throw away the bag of diamonds you stupidly left on the table. Yes, stupidly. I don’t often use that word, but I think we’d all agree that leaving a tiny little bag of diamonds on one’s kitchen table is pretty stupid.
…..the diamonds! The DIAMONDS!
If anyone needs me I’ll be outside going through a week’s worth of trash.
The diamonds….poof. Gone.