Rat Bastard snogging

23 May

If the weather holds I’m going to put on a very cleavagey shirt and go give the rat bastard weatherman a big kiss, with tongue.

Unless he’s a nice gay rat bastard weatherman, in which case I’ll find someone else to do it.  A someone with a penis and a hankering for tasty man tarte.

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