Personal Entries

Things men have said to me on first dates

Do you mind if I look at your breasts while we talk?

I really like women who I can help.

I think I deserve a kiss.

Do your front teeth come out?

I helped my ex-wife keep track of her periods, so  I can help you with that, too.

I bet you’d be great in bed.

I’m not wearing any underwear.

You look like a little fawn.

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6 thoughts on “Things men have said to me on first dates

  1. What we men can learn from this:

    “True wit is NATURE to advantage dressed.”
    or
    Eschew bullshit when pursuing a woman.

    1. Are you implying he wasn’t sincere when he said I was like a little fawn?!!! I want to be a fawn, damn it!!! =) In fact, everyone may address me as Fawn from now on.

    1. I’m JUST LIKE a little fawn! But after I wrote that list a man told me I had “a wildcat look” in my eyes. Which would be a problem, because we already established that I was a little fawn.

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